Elise Fitzwilliam

Resume: B.A. in Mass Communication. Previously waitressed at a crab house/ biker bar and worked as an optician with a killer glasses collection.

Awards Won: Parents’ Favorite Middle Child

Guilty Pleasure: Watching an alarming amount of YouTube content revolving around The Sims for PC. She hasn’t actually played the game in years.

In High School: She was runner-up for Worst Car (it’s a rite of passage).

Oldest Article of Clothing: A t-shirt her Grammy gave her mom in college that says “I <3 my attitude problem”. Hey, it’s vintage.

Worst Hair Phase: Chunky blonde streaks—her mom hated it, so Elise loved it. Obviously.

Most Daring Moment: Jumping out of a plane this one time. 10/10 highly recommends.